The Easter Bunny Assaulted By Bugs Bunny

Las Vegas – A huge fight broke out between the Easter Bunny and his arch enemy Bugs Bunny late last night at a 5-star restaurant at Caesars Palace.

It was rumored that the altercation started after Bugs Bunny called the Easter Bunny a fraud.

This is the third time this year that Bugs has been in trouble with the law. Earlier this year he was caught shoplifting carrots at Walmart.

In recent years, a lot of people have been angered by the Easter Bunny getting the most attention during the Easter holidays. The holiday is supposed to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ instead people paint eggs and hide them in the garden.

According to the Easter Bunny’s website, he’ll be going on tour during the Easter holidays performing some of his favorite songs. There has been talks about Jesus making a Guest appearance but it hasn’t been confirmed yet.

The Easter Bunny has been all over the news recently after an anonymous source claimed that Russell Brand is the Easter Bunny.

He was also booed off stage after claiming that he could lay Easter eggs. In an interview with MTV he dispelled the rumors saying ” Warner Brothers is making a movie about my life and I asked Russell to play me in the movie.”

We’ll keep you updating on this story during the Easter Holidays. Stay safe during the holidays.

 

Super Mario Arrested, Mushroom Kingdom Police Department celebrates.

Mushroom Kingdom – Earlier today Super Mario was arrested by the Mushroom Kingdom Police Department as he was leaving Bowser’s Castle. When approached for comment, the MKPD confirmed Mario’s arrested but declined to say what the charges were.

This is the second time the Italian plumber has been arrested this year. Earlier this year he was arrested at a routine roadblock when police found 99 gold coins in his possession.

This time however its a lot more serious. According to a reliable source, this time the charges are as follows:

Damage to public property. (Smashing bricks with his head)  Possession and consumption of narcotics. ( Mushrooms are drugs)  Killing of endangered species. (Those turtles he stepped on are almost extinct) Trespassing on private property. (Bowser has complained many times about him)  Assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm ( He attacked Bowser) Arson. (He has been known to throw balls of fire)

My sources also reveal that the Princess has filed a restraining order against Mario.When asked to comment, Mario denied all charges saying that he was “just trying to save the princess.” Bowser, however, had a lot more to say.

According to Bowser, Mario had entered his castles on numerous occasion.He would then beat up the guards, destroy the flowers and throw balls of fire at Bowser. Mario’s actions eventually forced Bowser to release a public statement saying “I have no fucking idea where the princess is!”

Mario is due in court on Friday. We will bring you more on this story as soon as we make it up.

- The Daily Informant