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Taylor Swift Finally Comes Out Of The Closet

February 3, 2013
Taylor Swift Selena Gomez

Hollywood. Three days after a recent fight with her boyfriend, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift has finally decided to come out of the closet.

It all started when Harry was caught flirting with Taylor Swift’s best friend, Selena Gomez. Taylor found numerous pictures and text messages on his phone. That’s when she decided to lock herself in her closet.

According to sources close to the couple, Taylor spent three days in the closet, listening to R-Kelly’s song “Trapped in the closet” refusing to come out. Her mom then called the fire department, but even they were unable to get her out. Finally after three days of drama and listening to R-Kelly, she finally decided to come out of the closet.

Her whole family is relieved the ordeal is finally over, saying, “We’re just glad to get her back. We didn’t know how much longer we could take listening to R-Kelly.” When asked to comment on the ordeal, Taylor only had three words to say; “I’m a lesbian.”

- The Daily Informant

From → Celebrities, Music

27 Comments
  1. what a funny post! :-)

  2. OMG! That’s hysterical. That’s love or madness for you! LMAO. Thanks for checking out my blog. Hugs Paula xxx

  3. How much better would the world be if Swift was actually a lesbian?

  4. Welcome! Thank-you for the “like” and the “follow!!” :)

  5. OMG. That is funny!

  6. That’s what makes Taylor and Harry the perfect couple. They can be each others’ beards.

  7. Mr. Miller permalink

    Gotta love any pictures of Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez (and the mental lesbian images they create).

  8. Any pictures?

  9. OMG most hateful couple imaginable! So funny! I love how Selena Gomez always finds a way to mention that things in her life are “empowering.” What the hell does that mean?

  10. Hey, Weird Al Yankovic was stuck in a closet with Vanna White. It’s true. i saw it on the internet. He even wrote a song about it.

    • If it’s on the Internet it has to be true. It’s like a rule or something.

      • I think it’s now the Prime Directive, “Never believe anything until you see it on the internet.”

  11. Hahahahahahaha, very funny mate. Indeed.

  12. Haha the end caught me by surprise.

  13. Love it!! Really made me laugh!

  14. Yes! R-Kelly FTW!
    When I watched that, um, epic modern urban opera, I was convinced it was a gag. Kept waiting for the punch line. Then realized: the punch line is that I keep watching. How post-modern!
    Karen

  15. bananabatata permalink

    This is absolutely hilarious!!!

  16. I love this blog. Brilliant premise. Can you just put my “like” for me for all your posts even though I only just read this one so far? Like Like Like Like Like . . .

  17. haha :))))))) …. its funny sad !

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  19. Funny!

  20. Reblogged this on writeyourheartlr and commented:
    I’m not surprised but it’s only one post. Probably not true…

  21. I can see why you say that the stories “are indeed true, just not yet.” Funny! THANKS for subscribing to my “pun-ny” photoblog and for leaving a”like.” I hope I can bring you a smile (or at least a groan) every weekday!
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  22. Hilarious as usual!

  23. I’m following through email, and the title of this scared me a ridiculous amount. Then I realized it was just The Daily Informant.
    Wonderful, as always.

  24. Wouldn’t surprise me.

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