Taylor Swift Finally Comes Out Of The Closet
Hollywood. Three days after a recent fight with her boyfriend, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift has finally decided to come out of the closet.
It all started when Harry was caught flirting with Taylor Swift’s best friend, Selena Gomez. Taylor found numerous pictures and text messages on his phone. That’s when she decided to lock herself in her closet.
According to sources close to the couple, Taylor spent three days in the closet, listening to R-Kelly’s song “Trapped in the closet” refusing to come out. Her mom then called the fire department, but even they were unable to get her out. Finally after three days of drama and listening to R-Kelly, she finally decided to come out of the closet.
Her whole family is relieved the ordeal is finally over, saying, “We’re just glad to get her back. We didn’t know how much longer we could take listening to R-Kelly.” When asked to comment on the ordeal, Taylor only had three words to say; “I’m a lesbian.”
- The Daily Informant